We’re feeling generous this Christmas season, so we’re gonna thundergun you a stocking LOADED full of shit. We’ve got Cool Ethan, lots of quotes, a cupcakery, a ladder rung guy, undershirts tucked into underwear, and a lot more. Big font, lotta pages. Maybe if we stopped hating water, hiding bottle openers, and meeting Sinbad, we might get something done around here. But, as we always say, “If yer gunna do it, give up ‘fore yer finished!”