Come on! We’re going on a road trip out west, to Nilbog Valley. Bill Brasky and Ricky Sweats are coming with us. (Wait, who?) Anyway, they have these kid casinos out there, but folks are trying to have them shut down due to the kids getting addicted to candy bars, bubble gum, and licorice. Oh, and maybe for employing underage candy servers. Johnny Love will be performing a set during open mic at the casino bar. Oddly enough, they serve beer. Why ask why? (Try Bud Dry!) Along the way, we’ll get ice cream cones. Is it even possible to be upset while eating an ice cream cone? We think not. They’ll make a movie about this trip. It’ll be 2.5 hours long (Jesus Christ!), and it’ll be called “Do The Ladder Rungs Ever End? How High Are We Going?” What makes it special is that this will be Jason and Andy’s first trip to this amazing place. But not Shrout’s. He’s been everywhere…man.
Ratings
This episode’s rating metric theme is: Power Gloves
Shrout:
7/10
Buy It
Jason:
6/10
Watch It
Andy:
6/10
Watch It
Bi-Weekly Fuck Face Challenge
This episode’s Fuck Face Challenge is: You’re Jimmy, what kind of lunchbox do you have and what do you put in it?
Andy
Jason
Shrout
Lunchbox: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Inside Box: Ecto Coolers, Squeez-Its, Dunk-A-Roos, Nintendo Power Magazine, NES Advantage Controller
Lunchbox: Ghostbusters
Inside Box: Baseball cards, sack of marbles (Peetie), Doritos, pocket knife, Def Lepard or Bon Jovi tape